Mother's Day

May 08, 2022

It’s Mother’s Day! And instead of a blog today, I wanted to share some words of wisdom and hilarity I’ve read and heard that the mums out there will feel deep in their loins.

 

"It's spicy”: universal Mum Code for 'I don't want to share.'

 

Kid: Mum, stop. You aren't funny.

Mom: I made you.

 

Daughter “Mum, I need my personal space!”

Mum: “You came out of my personal space.”

 

"Important truth no one tells a first-time mum: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers."

 

Mummy: “Mummy will think about it!”

Narrator: “Mummy never thought about it. She knew it was ‘no’ all along and just wanted everyone to STFU.”

 

What did the boy say to his mum on Mother’s Day when she was about to do the dishes?

“Relax mum… you can just do them in the morning.”

 

"Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young."

 

"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy." Michelle Pfeiffer

 

"When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." Nora Ephron

 

"Only I can understand my kid. She's like, 'Bdidk g idkgndg kgdogjj ogijg.' And I'm like, 'Okay, I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute.'" Chrissy Teigen

 

"Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse." Nia Vardalos

 

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY


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